Twilight is Stupid
By Karlita (wushuugirl)
I am SICK AND TIRED of hearing and seeing TWILIGHT there Twilight over there. PEOPLE open ur eyes, its freaking stupid!!!!!!! At school, I said I hated twilight, girls attacked me. I used to be a Twilight Fan, then I realized how stupid it is, people have to do this. Also the movies are really stupid too.
42 Reasons why:
1. Edward is a stalker. He watches her sleep EVERY NIGHT. Ok, he 'loves' her, but he doesn't have to see her every single second.
2. Bella Swan. Her name means 'beautiful swan'. How creative.
3. Bella is an idiot for not caring that his a vampire. HELLO!! Doesn't that bother u???
4. Meyer copied other vampire series.
5. After Edward leaves, Bella turns into a psycho. She loved him, so I get why she went nuts, but after a while you got to MOVE ON.
6. Bella tries to kill herself many, many, times. Motorcycle, jumping off a cliff and drowning (Jacob saves her), etc...
7. Bella turns into a slut (she makes out w/ Jacob while being engaged to Edward).
8. Bella hangs out with Jacob and they become friends, and she realizes that when she's w/ Jacob she's happy. In Eclipse, she realizes that Jacob loves her, but she still is friends with him.
9. They keep on talking about death throughout the whole book. I know it's a book about vampires, but can u find something else to write about?
10. Edward is controlling. He doesn't let Bella go see Jacob because werewolves are dangerous. Um, aren't vampires dangerous too? Hypocrite.
11. Bella’s brain works backwards. What's bad is good, what's good is bad.
12. It’s diabolic.
13. It’s porn.
14. It makes girls crazy. This girl in my school said that she wanted to jump off a pole so she could 'fly' like Edward. No comment.
15. It has brainwashed girls & boys.
16. It’s sexiest. Vampire girls can't get pregnant, but vampire guys can still have their sperm?
17.Edward is 100 or something years old, and his dating a 17 yr. old girl. EWW. *shudders*. I know that vampires don't age, but it's still gross to think he was born in the beginning of the 1900's.
18. The werewolves fall in love with babies!!!
19. It’s addicting.
20. It makes u scream at ppl who don’t like Twilight, or are on TEAM JACOB or TEAM EDWARD.
21. The book isn’t really that good. Just because Meyer uses complicated and fancy words doesn’t mean is a great.
22. It makes girls think that Edward can be a real guy in the real world. NOT TRUE.
23. Bella is in danger 24/7, all the action in the series is about saving her from her death.
24. Edward is always sad because Bella is with him and because she wants to become a vampire. Just accept the fact that she 'loves' you and go with it.
25. Bella is always complaining that she’s not special and that she’s not beautiful, and Edward always tells her that she's the opposite. You have to realize your beautiful at SOME time.
26. Bella follows Edward like a puppy dog.
27. Bella is never strong, she never lets go of Edward and starts her OWN life. She doesn't realize that Edward is wrong for her. She wants to live a perfect romantic story.
28. Edward is Bella’s whole life because she has NO life.
29. They both have NO PERSONALITY AT ALL.
30. Edward is boring, no excitement, no nothing.
31. If he REALLY loves her, he should LEAVE. Ok he left, but then he came back.
32. For every 2 pages, there’s a description on how Edward’s body is, his face, his eyes, his expression, his chest, blah blah blah. WE GET IT. The guy is perfect, you don't need to describe his physical features EVERY TIME Bella looks at him.
33. There is no beginning, middle or end. Everything is about Bella loving a vampire and how she's always in constant danger, and when she IS in danger Edward and The Cullens save her. It's predictable.
34. Meyer makes her little fantasy. Her vampires *sparkle* WTF?!
35. Bella forgets about her friends when she's w/ Edward. She only hangs out with The Cullens. In New Moon, she was a zombie, she never spoke at school.
36. 10 year olds read this book and learn about sex, drugs, and how to commit suicide. I get it, 10 year olds can learn this stuff in music, magazines, TV, etc... But still....
37. The back cover gave away the whole story. Edward is a vampire, I fall in love with him, he wants my blood. It’s so stupid. The first 10 chapters is about him going through the pain of loving her and not eating her.
38. True love isn’t about committing suicide, and giving up your life for some abusive-stalker-physcho path.
39. It’s not love, is lust.
40. Her blood smells different, that’s what attracts him, and THEN he realizes her ‘personality’ traits.
41. If you say Edward girls will automatically start screaming.
42. If you show a picture of Robert Pattinson, girls will automatically start screaming.
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But you know, you're going to be burning in the fangirl hell when they see this. XD
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I'm strong on the surface, not all the way through,
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Don't resent me, and when you're empty-keep me in your memory,
Leave out all the rest
you know, i think that you're just being childish and immature.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT PORN?HOW THE FUCK IS IT DIABOLIC?
yeah, i NEVER liked the fact that they shone like diamonds when the sun hit them (they should've burned just like a normal vampire would've), but I don't think it's right for you to just bash something and not give good reason why to all of your answ
but anyway:
I don't think it's right that you bash something and not give good reasons as to why they are the things you say they are.
I don't like twilight either, for the fact that the vamps aren't traditionally what they were to the old stories or legends.
That's why you can't just say she stole this from other stories, she made it to where they shone like diamonds...I haven't heard anything like that from any anne rice book, or any other vampire novelist. AND a lot of those stories stole their stuff
from the legends, and stories of old.
You know, you can't just say he doesn't have feelings, okay? He loved her more than anything, which is why he left: To keep her safe, and why he wanted to kill himself when he thought she had died. Yes she was stupid for trusting a vamp.
And I think you mean he's been 17 for 100 years... VAMPIRES DON'T AGE, SMART ONE!!!!!!!!!
okay, he wasn't a stalker, he was curious about her because he couldn't read her mind...A power he's entrusted for 100 years and because of one girl it fails, wouldn't you try to find out more about someone if they caused YOU to malfunction?
NO! he did not turn her into a slut, WTF is that?lol He broke up with her, wouldn't you move on after a while?
okay, they talk about death, who cares? THEY ARE VAMPIRES!
dur dur duur!! @_@
And you know, I'm Emo, and I take offense to that.
Okay, if you loved someone like crazy, wouldn't you go crazy if they just up and left?????your judgement about love is poor, evidently.
Okay, how the fuck do you know that it's love and not lust? I happen to also be a romantic, okay? I should know that it was TRUE love.
:::WARNING! another stupid reason::::
"She follows edward like a puppy dog"
>_> SHE FUCKING LOVED HIM!!why not follow him?lol again,
what is love to you?
Edward is the living dead...I would be emotional, too (ftw!)
Yes, I do believe it brainwashes people, WEAK MINDED PEOPLE, but also, anti-twilight is brainwashing,too. They tell people all these bad things, causing them to only look at the bad aspects of Twilight.
Okay, edward is boring? umm...He's a vampire, lol he's about as interesting as you can get. An extremely attractive vamp who can read minds, and happens to fall in love with a human, yeah of course he isn't interesting<--notice my sarcasm
Okay, she never tried to kill herself, if you actually READ the book, you'd know that it was one of Alice's premenitions.
He only noticed her blood was different BEFORE he knew her! Captain obvious has struck again!
The reason why she went on about edward, was because she wanted the viewer to understand what he looked like, she did that with ALL of the characters. IT'S CALLED CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, CPT. OBVIOUS!!!
What girl doesn't think she's not beautiful or attractive? At least she wasn't a prideful slut! It's called insecurities, people have them!
Again, he wasn't an abusive-psycho-stalker, and if you love someone enough, and you don't think you could go on without them, then yeah, it's an optional part of love. I think Shakespeare made that clear.
No the back did not give it away, and you know, if you fell in love with your prey, it would be pretty painful to you, too
Okay, 10 year olds listen to rap-crap, and what not anyway, who the fuck cares?and you know, it doesn't "teach" about suicide, drugs, or sex. that's just another immature statement coming from you.
No, they don't talk about drugs.
okay, that was a one time thing to make out with Jacob, and at a moment of weakness! She loves Edward, but he left, so she went out with Jacob, then Edward returns-her true love returns, how the fuck would you feel in that situation?-but she also fell in love with Jacob A LITTLE while Ed was gone.
There is, too, a beginning/middle/and end. When you open the book, the story starts (GASP! Whoda' thunk?), if you divide the pages, you'll find the middle, and when there aren't any more words in the book to read(that has anything to do with the story) that's called THE END
He DID leave
WHO THE FUCK CARES IF HE'S EMO!? AGAIN I TAKE OFFENSE!
you're definition of the Emo personality is HORRIBLY misguided. For one, Emo is short for Emotional, and two, to be Emo you are very expressive, and are committed to expressing your ideas( google it, Captain x3 )
HOW THE FUCK IS IT SEXIST???Who cares? You're prejudice against emo people, so stop being hypocritical
They have no personality, huh? Umm..I'm pretty sure they were 1.) very in love with each other, 2.)Bella was very insecure/ had a low self esteem, 3.) Edward is head over heels for her, 4.) he is also very inquisitive and expressive
Um, no he wasn't her whole life, he was just a LARGE portion of it, okay? She didn't even live there for long!He home was with her mom!
Okay, she wasn't strong, huh?
um...I see you failed to see the whole point that she HAD A LOW SELF ASTEEM!!!!
"Dies many, many times"????umm.....I'm pretty sure, correct me if I'm wrong, you can only die once
How the hell do you know there're not guys out there like Edward?You're not psychic, you don't know!
okay? My girlfriend( mentioned on her own, she brought it up out of the blue during a date, we were walking in the park)
said that Edward seemed a lot like me when she read the book.
She didn't JUST use complicated and fancy words ( Of which I'm guessing you didn't understand, which is also why I think you're mad), she used a good plot line, too.
Um, how do you know EVERYONE who likes Twilight screams at people who don't like it? You haven't met everyone, and I hate Twilight, and I'm screaming at you,lol xD
Why should the fact that it's addicting be a reason why it's bad? I think Anti-twilight writing is addicting, as well as music, online games, soda, SUGAR, indian food, chinese food, japanese food, Harry Potter, cosplay, anime, manga, drawing, reading in general, and many many more things....Does that mean I should hate them, just because they're addicting? FUN?
I fall in love with babies, too! They're freakin' cute! It was just Jacob who fell in love with the baby(Nessie *sp?*), HE was the abusive/stalker/psycho
How does her brain work backwards, do explain?
Again, my conclusion is that you're just an immature, basher! You make the rest of the Anti-Twilight(along with the majority of the Anti-Twilight) Look bad!
The fact people scream at you is probably because you gave no good reasoning.
I also think that it isn't the book you hate, but the fandom...ism..lol xD
Hey!I'm sorry for sounding like a jerk, but you know? If someone was just mindlessly bashing something, wouldn't just tick you off?
I'm sick of hearing Anti-Twilight this, and that, just as much as you hate twilight! I think it's pointless! IT'S JUST A BOOK! why not just look at it like that?Instead of a "bad book" (personally, I like the way she writes).
that concludes my statement. I hope you give yourself more thought, and ask yourself,"Where am I?" and if you can't then let me ask you that,"Where are you?"
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She's not an immature basher, she's just expression her own opinion. Personally, I can't stand Twilight either(Read the series, it was good, WAY too many things about it bug me)and I don't agree with a lot of the things she said either, but it's her opinion.
And, very true, the fandom DOES make people hate it. Part of my own dislike for it comes solely from the fandom. But there are MANY MANY things just about the characters themselves and the storyline that irk people. Either way, it's pointless arguing about it.
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